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Okay, so me and this guy from Canada were talking about animes and it led to this:
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You: Hetalia?
Stranger: Nope
You: You should watch it, each episode is 5 minutes long.
You: It's about personified countries and stereotypes.
Stranger: Interesting
You: Yeah, though Canada doesn't show up much.
Stranger: Lol
You: And when he does he's 'invisible'
You: And then when he's noticed people mistake him for America because they look alike.
Stranger: Lol
You: And he gets beaten up by other countries alot because of that
Stranger: Oh americans
Stranger: How you make canada get beat up
You: Hm?
Stranger: Jk
Stranger: I dont know really
You: It's based during the World Wars so of course you know America pissed a bunch of people off then
You: And Cuba always smacks Canada because he thinks he's America >.>
Stranger: Poor canada
You: Mhmm and he always shouts Maple
You: xD
Stranger: Mmmmmm
Stranger: I only like it with pancakes and waffles
You: Yeah...wait I like it on my bacon too. Maple bacon is good.
Stranger: Oh ya
Stranger: Bbbbaaaaccccoooonnnnn
You: Bacon is delicious.
Stranger: It is
You: But I don't really like Turkey Bacon it tastes funny.
Stranger: Ya no
Stranger: Pig bacon
You: Yeah pig bacon is so freaking good.
Stranger: So what year were you born in?
You: ----, you?
Stranger: Same
You: Cool, when's your birthday?
Stranger: September -- you?
You: July 13th.
You: I feel old xD
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: I know younger people
You: Yeah?
You: I know I was being retarded.
Stranger: So
Stranger: Elder persom
You: Grrrr
Stranger:
You: I'll get you back for that. xD
Stranger: Lol
You: I'll switch your pig bacon for turkey bacon...yeah that's how I'll do it. >
Stranger: No
Stranger: Not that
Stranger: Not the bacon
You: Yes, yes tha bacon!
You: Mwahahahahahahaha!
Stranger: My dads a butcher, hell tell me if its tyrkey or pig
You: Nu uh, I'll make sure he's outside of the house when I switch it
Stranger: Suuuure
You: I'll do it, yeah?
Stranger: Yeah
You: Then lock the door. >
Stranger: You will
Stranger: You evil being
You: Yes! then I'll hide in your attic and wait.
Stranger: Howd you know i have an attic
Stranger: Its actually hidden
You: I know you have it because I'm hiding in it right now.
Stranger: Whats up there? Never seen it
You: There's a bunch of dead people up here. o.o
Stranger: Creepy
You: This half dead fat guy is trying to chew on my leg. Frankly, I'm scared.
Stranger: XD
You: I think he's like this part time zombie furry thing of doom, yeah?
Stranger: Maybe
Stranger: I always thought we just
Stranger: Kept christmas things in there
You: No, the half dead fat guy ate them all
You: He's got hooks in his face, it's creeping me out.
Stranger:
Stranger: Our decorations
You: He just threw up on this dead fat guy. Gross.
You: He said your decorations were delicious.
Stranger: Kill him
Stranger: Now
You: I can't there's nothing up here
You: I can kill him with the turkey bacon
Stranger: DO IT
Stranger: then i dont have to suffer
You: Okay, fine, fine.
You: -Throws the package at the half dead fat guy-
You: -He eats it- -_- great..now I'm screwed
Stranger: Well
Stranger: Good luck
Stranger: Up
Stranger: There
You: Man as soon as I get down there I'm gonna kick your ass! XD
Stranger: With the fat guy?
You: No, you! xD
You: I'm not going anywhere near him! Fuck that shit.
Stranger: Heh
You: Plus he can't walk. his legs are the dead part.
Stranger: Oh
You: But he can still use his arms...
You: You better get your ass up here. Quick. O_O
Stranger: Shame
Stranger: I have various weapons around the house
You: Then get up here with one of them! o-o
Stranger: Which?
Stranger: Pocket knife 1 of three pistols shotgun or hunting rifle?
You: Well, get a pistol just to be safe. I think he's like, a zombie. o-o
You: Which is freaking me out more. I hate zombies.
Stranger: So why not shotgun????
You: I don't know? O_o
Stranger: Bigger bang
You: Do it then. If I get turned into a zombie, I'll stumble down there and bite yo ass.
Stranger: Nah im good actually
You: e-e
Stranger: Have fun
You: -The fat zombie thing bursts through the attic and lands right on top of you-
You: Ooops.
Stranger: That would suck
You: You shouldn't be talking, he crushed you! xD
Stranger: Just
Stranger: Ew
You: Hm?
Stranger: Thats just gross
You: I'm sorry, but he was too fat.
Stranger: Need better ceiling support in this house
You: -Hangs down from the ceiling- Yup, I'll say....or not as many half dead fat guys in your attic.
You: That could help solve the problem, yeah?
Stranger: Yeah it would
You: Hmmm, now how about some of that turkey bacon? ;D
You: lol
Stranger: NNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
You: YESSSSSS!!
You: TURKEY BACON FOR YOUR SOUL!!
Stranger: nope
You: Yes, I went through all that trouble and gosh darn it you are gonna eat it and you will like it!
You: >:C
Stranger: Ugh
Stranger: Fiiiine
(Later in the convo, skipping over useless crap XD)
You: o.o
You: The fat guy's moving again..
Stranger: Kick him in the nuts
Stranger: Wait
You: He's beside you
Stranger: Legs gone
Stranger: No he isn't
You: Yes, he is. He landed on you. xD
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: I did
Stranger: Magic
You: You must be the Canadian version of Harry Potter!
You: Cool.
Stranger: No
Stranger: Look at my pic
Stranger: I look way better. Hmph
You: Well, that's true, but I was trying to compliment you silly
Stranger: I dont wanna be no wizard.
You: Oh no the fat man just bit your leg.
Stranger: Shame
You: You're gonna die now. >.>
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: X_x
You: Nooo
You: SHAAAAARRRROOOOONNNN!
Stranger: Whos dat?
You: I'm making fun of Ozzy Ozborne. xD
Stranger: Ooooooohhhh
You: But seriously, don't die.
You: Who would entertain me? D:
Stranger: Ummm
Stranger: Harry potter??
Stranger: Dead fat guy?
You: Noooooo
You: Dead fat guy ate Harry Potter
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: Im starting to like him
You: The fat guy? But he bit your leg!
Stranger: Immune
You: Lucky D:
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That was all because afterwards he got offline, but it was still fun.
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You: Hetalia?
Stranger: Nope
You: You should watch it, each episode is 5 minutes long.
You: It's about personified countries and stereotypes.
Stranger: Interesting
You: Yeah, though Canada doesn't show up much.
Stranger: Lol
You: And when he does he's 'invisible'
You: And then when he's noticed people mistake him for America because they look alike.
Stranger: Lol
You: And he gets beaten up by other countries alot because of that
Stranger: Oh americans
Stranger: How you make canada get beat up
You: Hm?
Stranger: Jk
Stranger: I dont know really
You: It's based during the World Wars so of course you know America pissed a bunch of people off then
You: And Cuba always smacks Canada because he thinks he's America >.>
Stranger: Poor canada
You: Mhmm and he always shouts Maple
You: xD
Stranger: Mmmmmm
Stranger: I only like it with pancakes and waffles
You: Yeah...wait I like it on my bacon too. Maple bacon is good.
Stranger: Oh ya
Stranger: Bbbbaaaaccccoooonnnnn
You: Bacon is delicious.
Stranger: It is
You: But I don't really like Turkey Bacon it tastes funny.
Stranger: Ya no
Stranger: Pig bacon
You: Yeah pig bacon is so freaking good.
Stranger: So what year were you born in?
You: ----, you?
Stranger: Same
You: Cool, when's your birthday?
Stranger: September -- you?
You: July 13th.
You: I feel old xD
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: I know younger people
You: Yeah?
You: I know I was being retarded.
Stranger: So
Stranger: Elder persom
You: Grrrr
Stranger:
You: I'll get you back for that. xD
Stranger: Lol
You: I'll switch your pig bacon for turkey bacon...yeah that's how I'll do it. >
Stranger: No
Stranger: Not that
Stranger: Not the bacon
You: Yes, yes tha bacon!
You: Mwahahahahahahaha!
Stranger: My dads a butcher, hell tell me if its tyrkey or pig
You: Nu uh, I'll make sure he's outside of the house when I switch it
Stranger: Suuuure
You: I'll do it, yeah?
Stranger: Yeah
You: Then lock the door. >
Stranger: You will
Stranger: You evil being
You: Yes! then I'll hide in your attic and wait.
Stranger: Howd you know i have an attic
Stranger: Its actually hidden
You: I know you have it because I'm hiding in it right now.
Stranger: Whats up there? Never seen it
You: There's a bunch of dead people up here. o.o
Stranger: Creepy
You: This half dead fat guy is trying to chew on my leg. Frankly, I'm scared.
Stranger: XD
You: I think he's like this part time zombie furry thing of doom, yeah?
Stranger: Maybe
Stranger: I always thought we just
Stranger: Kept christmas things in there
You: No, the half dead fat guy ate them all
You: He's got hooks in his face, it's creeping me out.
Stranger:
Stranger: Our decorations
You: He just threw up on this dead fat guy. Gross.
You: He said your decorations were delicious.
Stranger: Kill him
Stranger: Now
You: I can't there's nothing up here
You: I can kill him with the turkey bacon
Stranger: DO IT
Stranger: then i dont have to suffer
You: Okay, fine, fine.
You: -Throws the package at the half dead fat guy-
You: -He eats it- -_- great..now I'm screwed
Stranger: Well
Stranger: Good luck
Stranger: Up
Stranger: There
You: Man as soon as I get down there I'm gonna kick your ass! XD
Stranger: With the fat guy?
You: No, you! xD
You: I'm not going anywhere near him! Fuck that shit.
Stranger: Heh
You: Plus he can't walk. his legs are the dead part.
Stranger: Oh
You: But he can still use his arms...
You: You better get your ass up here. Quick. O_O
Stranger: Shame
Stranger: I have various weapons around the house
You: Then get up here with one of them! o-o
Stranger: Which?
Stranger: Pocket knife 1 of three pistols shotgun or hunting rifle?
You: Well, get a pistol just to be safe. I think he's like, a zombie. o-o
You: Which is freaking me out more. I hate zombies.
Stranger: So why not shotgun????
You: I don't know? O_o
Stranger: Bigger bang
You: Do it then. If I get turned into a zombie, I'll stumble down there and bite yo ass.
Stranger: Nah im good actually
You: e-e
Stranger: Have fun
You: -The fat zombie thing bursts through the attic and lands right on top of you-
You: Ooops.
Stranger: That would suck
You: You shouldn't be talking, he crushed you! xD
Stranger: Just
Stranger: Ew
You: Hm?
Stranger: Thats just gross
You: I'm sorry, but he was too fat.
Stranger: Need better ceiling support in this house
You: -Hangs down from the ceiling- Yup, I'll say....or not as many half dead fat guys in your attic.
You: That could help solve the problem, yeah?
Stranger: Yeah it would
You: Hmmm, now how about some of that turkey bacon? ;D
You: lol
Stranger: NNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
You: YESSSSSS!!
You: TURKEY BACON FOR YOUR SOUL!!
Stranger: nope
You: Yes, I went through all that trouble and gosh darn it you are gonna eat it and you will like it!
You: >:C
Stranger: Ugh
Stranger: Fiiiine
(Later in the convo, skipping over useless crap XD)
You: o.o
You: The fat guy's moving again..
Stranger: Kick him in the nuts
Stranger: Wait
You: He's beside you
Stranger: Legs gone
Stranger: No he isn't
You: Yes, he is. He landed on you. xD
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: I did
Stranger: Magic
You: You must be the Canadian version of Harry Potter!
You: Cool.
Stranger: No
Stranger: Look at my pic
Stranger: I look way better. Hmph
You: Well, that's true, but I was trying to compliment you silly
Stranger: I dont wanna be no wizard.
You: Oh no the fat man just bit your leg.
Stranger: Shame
You: You're gonna die now. >.>
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: X_x
You: Nooo
You: SHAAAAARRRROOOOONNNN!
Stranger: Whos dat?
You: I'm making fun of Ozzy Ozborne. xD
Stranger: Ooooooohhhh
You: But seriously, don't die.
You: Who would entertain me? D:
Stranger: Ummm
Stranger: Harry potter??
Stranger: Dead fat guy?
You: Noooooo
You: Dead fat guy ate Harry Potter
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: Im starting to like him
You: The fat guy? But he bit your leg!
Stranger: Immune
You: Lucky D:
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That was all because afterwards he got offline, but it was still fun.
This was a conversation I had with a Canadian guy on omegle.
It's a chat website, look it up, it's fun.
It's a chat website, look it up, it's fun.
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